here’s a fun meme: anonymously suggest a muse you think I’d be good at writing for based on what you’ve seen from this blog.
Send me a “✿“ if you want to friend-ship our muses. Send me a “✖“ if you want to hate-ship our muses.
Or alternatively, send “ȹ” for my muse to accidentally send your muse nudes.
- 1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?
- 2. Are they sexually active?
- 3. When was the last time they had sex?
- 4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)
- 5. Do they masturbate often?
- 6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience?
- 7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?
- 8. Have they ever been caught having sex?
- 9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.
- 10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.
- 11. How long can they live without sex?
- 12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?
- 13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?
- 14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?
- 15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.
- 16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)
- 17. How long can they last before they cum?
- 18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?
- 19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.
- 20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?
- 21. How old were they when they learned about sex?
- 22. How does their foreplay go down?
- 23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?
- 24. How does their afterglow look like?
- 25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.
a collection of dirty talk sentences.
soft .
- “ I want to lick you all over…”
- “ You’re so hot…”
- “ ~Keep doing that.”
- “ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“
- “ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”
- “ That feels amazing baby “
- “ Tell me what you like ~ “
- “ Come sit on my lap, love “
- “ Mmm… do you like that? “
- “ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “
- “ You look so handsome right now…“
- “ What do you feel like doing to me?”
- “ You look so gorgeous right now…”
- “ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…”
- “ Tell me if it’s too hard…”
- “ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ”
- “ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”
- “ I could spend all day between your legs…”
- “ I’m getting close —”
- “ You’re so damn gorgeous. “
less soft .
- “ I love your big hands all over my ass.”
- “ ~ Get on your knees for me?”
- “ I love your big hands all over my chest.”
- “ I love your small hands all over my cock.”
- “ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.”
- “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “
- “ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”
- “ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ”
- “ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.”
- “ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…”
- “ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “
- “ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”
- “ You can have me any way you want me baby “
- “ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”
- “ Where do you want to cum? ~”
- “ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “
- “ Where do you want me to cum?”
- “ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.”
- “ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “
rough .
- “ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “
- “ Get on your knees ~ ?”
- “ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “
- “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “
- “ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “
- “ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ”
- “ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ”
- “ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…”
- “ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“
- “… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨
- “ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “
- “ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “
- “ Ride me harder !”
- “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”
- “ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “
- “ Use your mouth on me. “
- “ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “
- “ I adore how naughty you are. “
- “Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”
More Random Sentence Starters
- “I like nose. Nose is great.”
- “My life is literally ‘what is a peepo?’.”
- “WHAT IS A PEEPO.”
- “Someone needs to spill their hamster.”
- “I like pancake hamsters better.”
- “‘I want that on the meme’ is the best sentence I’ve heard all day.”
- “All I can think of is Nasa Peepo, fuck you.”
- “What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?”
- “Dating sims don’t normally have vagina.”
- “SPAWN YOU LITTLE ORPHAN SHIT.”
- “I’m always a slut for knee socks.”
- “You can plane to me.”
- “No no go for the chick behind you.”
- “Your smut is subpar, good sir.”
- “‘I was just sharpening my sword’ is that what we’re calling it nowadays?”
- “That was… romantic okay bye fuckity no.”
- “You’re the king of sad homosexuals.”
- “YOU’RE SCREAMING IN THE WATER, MORON.”
- “I just saw a furry. I didn’t think I’d see them so soon.”
- “I just told you to look at my boobs.”
- “My pecs are smiling.”
- “That car door doesn’t abide by physics.”
- “Go get clothes on, dick boy.”
- “They do not go to mmmbop, sorry.”
- “It would hurt my son and that’s why I want this.”
- “We’re not gonna talk about what my voice just did.”
- “I’m in the tag before you think I’ve gone crazy.”
- “Motherfucker why do you need all these bananas—wait never mind I don’t wanna know.”
- “Why does he have a wooden giraffe??”
- “I love kicking guys in the cock with my brother.”
- “Squish is friend!”
- “I remember the alien pow pow ship.”