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Send me “™” if you think I’m quality!

thecafeleblanc:

here’s a fun meme: anonymously suggest a muse you think I’d be good at writing for based on what you’ve seen from this blog.

Send me a “♡” if you want to ship our muses

roleplaymemesmusings:

Send me a “✿“ if you want to friend-ship our muses. Send me a “✖“ if you want to hate-ship our muses.

Send me “™” if you think I’m quality!

Send 🍸 for my muse’s reaction to being invited out for drinks

send an “ϖ” for my muse’s reaction to being sent accidental nudes.

justanotherrpmemeblog:

Or alternatively, send “ȹ” for my muse to accidentally send your muse nudes.

send ‘💖’ and my muse will list 3 things they like about yours.

Sinday Asks

themusewhomuses:

  • 1. Is your muse a virgin? If not, how old were they when they lost their virginity?
  • 2. Are they sexually active?
  • 3. When was the last time they had sex?
  • 4. What was the most dirtiest place they had sex in? (Example: the public bathroom, the park, movie theater, etc.)
  • 5. Do they masturbate often?
  • 6. Tell us about their best and worst sex experience? 
  • 7. Did they ever had sex when people were around?
  • 8. Have they ever been caught having sex?
  • 9. When was the last time they had a wet dream? Bonus if you can describe it as much as you can in detail.
  • 10. Describe their expression when having an orgasm.
  • 11. How long can they live without sex?
  • 12. Would you consider your muse to be kinky?
  • 13. What’s their favorite sex position(s)?
  • 14. What’s their least favorite sex position(s)?
  • 15. Tell us about their sex fantasy? Things they want to try and do, but haven’t yet.
  • 16. Describe the way your muse’s moan during sex. (Example: are they loud, are they quiet, etc.)
  • 17.  How long can they last before they cum?
  • 18. If your muse can have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? If your muse has a partner, who would they invite to have a threesome with?
  • 19. Give us a sexcanon about your muse that not many people knows about.
  • 20. Are they proud of their kinks? Is there a kink they’re too ashamed to share?
  • 21. How old were they when they learned about sex?
  • 22. How does their foreplay go down?
  • 23. Is your muse dominant or submissive or both?
  • 24. How does their afterglow look like?
  • 25. Wild card: ask any nsfw questions you’re curious about for my muse.

sexual sentences .

melamemea:

a collection of dirty talk sentences.

soft .

  • “ I want to lick you all over…”
  • “ You’re so hot…”
  • “ ~Keep doing that.”
  • “ There’s no where else I’d rather be than inside of you right now“
  • “ Keep spreading, baby ~ I’m gonna fill you up so good…”
  • “ That feels amazing baby “
  • “ Tell me what you like ~ “
  • “ Come sit on my lap, love “
  • “ Mmm… do you like that? “
  • “ I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard “
  • “ You look so handsome right now…“
  • “ What do you feel like doing to me?” 
  • “ You look so gorgeous right now…”
  • “ I love how you look at me when you’re turned on…” 
  • “ Tell me if it’s too hard…”
  • “ Mmm… you taste so good baby. ” 
  • “ ~ Tell me when you’re about to come?”
  • “ I could spend all day between your legs…”
  • “  I’m getting close —”
  • “ You’re so damn gorgeous. “

less soft .

  • “ I love your big hands all over my ass.”
  • “ ~  Get on your knees for me?”
  • “ I love your big hands all over my chest.”
  • “ I love your small hands all over my cock.”
  • “ You have such a perfect ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.” 
  • “ I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come. “
  • “ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your cock.”
  • “ Cum in my mouth. I want to taste you. ” 
  • “ I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your pussy.” 
  • “ That’s it ~ Good girl/boy…” 
  • “ You sound so sexy when I’m going down on you “
  • “ I want you to cum for me/on me/in me”
  • “ You can have me any way you want me baby “
  • “ Mmm… I can tell that you’re having fun…”
  • “ Where do you want to cum? ~”
  • “ Relax… just lie back and let me make you cum. “ 
  • “ Where do you want me to cum?”
  • “ ~ I love the things you do with your tongue.” 
  • “ Strip for me, honey. Slow. I want to savor every inch of you. “

rough .

  • “ I want you to cum so hard that I feel your cock pulsing inside of me “
  • “ Get on your knees ~ ?”
  • “ I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this. “
  • “ Want to make me scream? I’ll bet you can. “
  • “ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock “ 
  • “ Tell me how much you love it when I fuck you/when you fuck me ” 
  • “ I want to fuck you until I feel that sweet little ass clenching around my cock ” 
  • “ Tell me how badly you want me to fuck you…” 
  • “ Mmm… I fucking love it when you ride me like this…“
  • “… I own this pretty little pussy/big wet cock ~”¨
  • “ Get over here, big boy. Show me what you’re packing. “
  • “ I’m going to lick you and suck you until you come. “
  • “ Ride me harder !” 
  • “ That pretty little face deserves to get fucked ~”
  • “ I love it when I can feel you squeeze around me “
  • “ Use your mouth on me. “
  • “ You like that, don’t you? You like it when your woman does that to you? “
  • “ I adore how naughty you are. “
  • “Oh you naughty, naughty boy/girl/woman/man…”

startersofroleplay:

More Random Sentence Starters

  • “I like nose. Nose is great.”
  • “My life is literally ‘what is a peepo?’.”
  • “WHAT IS A PEEPO.”
  • “Someone needs to spill their hamster.”
  • “I like pancake hamsters better.”
  • “‘I want that on the meme’ is the best sentence I’ve heard all day.” 
  • “All I can think of is Nasa Peepo, fuck you.”
  • “What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?”
  • “Dating sims don’t normally have vagina.”
  • “SPAWN YOU LITTLE ORPHAN SHIT.”
  • “I’m always a slut for knee socks.”
  • “You can plane to me.”
  • “No no go for the chick behind you.”
  • “Your smut is subpar, good sir.”
  • “‘I was just sharpening my sword’ is that what we’re calling it nowadays?”
  • “That was… romantic okay bye fuckity no.”
  • “You’re the king of sad homosexuals.”
  • “YOU’RE SCREAMING IN THE WATER, MORON.”
  • “I just saw a furry. I didn’t think I’d see them so soon.”
  • “I just told you to look at my boobs.”
  • “My pecs are smiling.”
  • “That car door doesn’t abide by physics.”
  • “Go get clothes on, dick boy.”
  • “They do not go to mmmbop, sorry.”
  • “It would hurt my son and that’s why I want this.”
  • “We’re not gonna talk about what my voice just did.”
  • “I’m in the tag before you think I’ve gone crazy.”
  • “Motherfucker why do you need all these bananas—wait never mind I don’t wanna know.”
  • “Why does he have a wooden giraffe??”
  • “I love kicking guys in the cock with my brother.”
  • “Squish is friend!”
  • “I remember the alien pow pow ship.”