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Down and Dirty

arcaneallmight:

Send me one of the following to find out some juicy details about my muse…

👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex?
👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind?
💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?
😈-Favorite sex position?
👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?
🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?
👄-Do they swallow?
👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?
💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in?
🌶-Most sensitive place on their body?
👑-Daddy kink, yes or no?
💍-Ever had an affair?
🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex?
🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?

    The Morning After Sentence Starters

  1.     "Get out, get out, get out, get out!"
  2.     "Do you remember anything from last night?"
  3.     "Why are you in my bed?"
  4.     "I'd offer you breakfast, but I think I'm too sore to move."
  5.     "So.. Was it good?"
  6.     "Who topped?"
  7.     "I thought you'd be gone by the time I woke up..."
  8.     "I should go."
  9.     "This didn't mean anything."
  10.     "We shouldn't have done this..."
  11.     "Of course I'm freaking out! You're my friend!"
  12.     "I'm guessing this was a one time thing?"
  13.     "Yeah, yeah, I know how this goes. I'll grab my clothes and get out of here."
  14.     "Good morning, hope you don't mind me borrowing your shirt.."
  15.     "I made you coffee, did you want some Aspirin?"
  16.     "This stays between us."
  17.     "Congratulations. You actually convinced me to sleep with you."
  18.     "Are you sneaking out on me?"
  19.     "So, how much for last night?"
  20.     "Holy shit! she's on her way over here right now, she/he CANNOT see you!"
  21.     "Don't answer it!"
  22.     "Do you have any idea how wrong this was?"
  23.     "We're cheaters. We're horrible people. Oh god my mother would be so ashamed of me right now."
  24.     "..Do you wanna do this again sometime, maybe?"

Send me one pro and one con you could see with having sex with my character.

inboxideas:

(anons welcome)

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (…)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

slainchosen:

UNHhhh Sentence Starters:

  • It is so far fetched to believe that you are so special that you’re going to get butchered by a serial killer.
  • The odds are just not in your favor.
  • I am not a good person to sleep with.
  • I speak French.
  • Do you want to fight?
  • I want to talk to you about adult films.
  • God, I love porn.
  • If I was a porn producer, my name would be Kris Jammer.
  • I don’t want to do some of the things that I watch the porn of.
  • I am depraved, ___.
  • How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?
  • How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
  • Hi, I’m the reason your dad left.
  • Game on, bitch.
  • Is this about the movie Contact?
  • I will not Jodie Foster that kind of behavior.
  • I’m not talking about this anymore.
  • I don’t want to do this with you anymore.
  • I’m the witch that won’t turn you into a frog because amphibians are people, too.
  • You’re gonna die up there.
  • I told you we get too personal too quick.
  • I make loneliness work for me.
  • I’ve finally lost contact with reality.
  • You didn’t make it this far in life without selling something.
  • I think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse.
  • Is Thanksgiving on a Thursday this year?
  • Something that I’m thankful for is that you continue to entertain friendship with me when all I do is interrupt you.
  • I’m just looking for a guy that’s emotionally available, not full of bees.
  • I’m just tapping at the door of your love.
  • I’m calling the police.
  • I’m more comfortable now. Is that okay?
  • I’m less comfortable now.
  • When we first started this, not only did I not know you, I had a low opinion of you.
  • Don’t touch me.
  • I got a sunburn, and I’m fucked now.
  • Why are you wearing these?
  • It’s a long story, bitch.
  • Don’t ever sing to me again.
  • Would you french me?
  • You are a disgusting, vile, worthless human being.
  • Honey, don’t even get me started, honey.
  • I don’t really understand the female sexual response.
  • I wish you wouldn’t. I wish you’d stop.
  • If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
  • Let’s fight.
  • I’m a man. Deal with it.
  • I knew what was happening, and I still got scared.
  • The truth is sometimes dumb.
  • I’m not interested in any phone app unless it gets me laid.
  • I think it’s important to think about the type of old person that you want to be.
spctlessminds:
“ “based on this suggestions blog. warning:  these are pretty dark/angry & could be triggering to some people. please be cautious before proceeding!!
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‘ all i want in my life is for my friends to be able to touch me suddenly & me to...

spctlessminds:

based on this suggestions blog.  warning:  these are pretty dark/angry  &  could be triggering to some people.  please be cautious before proceeding!!

‘  all i want in my life is for my friends to be able to touch me suddenly  &  me to not flinch away without meaning to.  when will this stop affecting me?  ’
‘  all i want is to be soft  &  gentle,  but i’m made out of steel  &  anger.  maybe in another life,  i guess.  ’
‘  beauty is in the eye of the beholder,  so choose to see beauty in everything.  ’
‘  burning it all to the ground  &  force them to start again.  they made you lose everything.  now return the favor.  ’
‘  do i ever even cross your mind or do i do all the thinking of us on my own?  ’
‘  do you trust me enough?  do you trust me at all?  ’
‘  don’t you dare abandon me.  ’
‘  even after all you have done,  i will always want you fighting on my side.  ’
‘  every time i see you smile i fall in love with your brightness all over again.  ’
‘  everyone i have ever loved is long gone.  i sing to the sky alone.  ’
‘  everyone i touch gets hurt,  but i can’t stop.  i touch  &  i touch  &  i touch  &  people get hurt.  why can’t i ever stop?  ’
‘  everyone says i used to be a hero,  but i can still taste the blood in my mouth  &  still feel bruises blooming because of my fists  &  my eyes are still stretched wide  &  terrified.  ’
‘  everything i love has been taken from me.  what do i have left to fight for?  ’
‘  fall in love with someone that makes you feel strong.  ’
‘  friends are more important than any material object will ever be.  ’
‘  i am aching to hold you  &  keep you safe,  to be pressed against you so that nothing can harm you.  ’
‘  i am divine  &  you will bow before me.  ’
‘  i am fucking divine.  ’
‘  i am in control  &  i listen to no one.  ’
‘  i am not a good person.  don’t pretend i am.  ’
‘  i am not accustomed to love.  this is a learning experience.  ’
‘  i am not worth saving  &  i am not worth redemption.  let me stay in the dark.  ’
‘  i am so tired all the time,  all i want to do is rest.  ’
‘  i am too tired to deal with any of this.  ’
‘  i bow to no man.  ’
‘  i broke into sharp pieces when i broke  &  i expect someone else to hurt their hands on my edges just to put me back together.  i’m sorry.  ’
‘  i can give you your wings back  &  i can show you to fly once more,  if you only believe in me.  ’
‘  i cannot be saved.  ’
‘  i can’t ask for help because if i ask for help it hurts people.  i can bear this weight on my own.  i have to.  ’
‘  i could taste the lies in your mouth every time i kissed you,  but i loved you too much to notice.  ’
‘  i crave affection in the simplest way.  ’
‘  i deserve to hurt.  i deserve to bleed.  ’
‘  i didn’t ask for any of this so don’t you dare blame this on me.  ’
‘  i don’t care if you say my name like it’s poison or like it’s a prayer,  as long as it leaves your lips.  ’
‘  i don’t fight for you anymore.  ’
‘  i don’t want to let go of you.  not now,  not ever.  ’
‘  i don’t want to talk about it.  i don’t want to remember.  i don’t want to heal.  all i want is for it to go away.  ’
‘  i don’t want you to touch me.  please don’t touch me,  just go away.  ’
‘  i feel anger deeper than my bones.  i feel anger in my very soul.  ’
‘  i feel nothing at all,  except for when i feel everything all at once.  ’
‘  i have fallen  &  though i may miss the sky,  i belong here now.  ’
‘  i have fallen from a height your mind cannot even imagine.  ’
‘  i have no home anymore.  ’
‘  i remember collapsing in the flames with a sword in my hand  &  then i remember nothing.  ’
‘  i see beauty in everything,  but especially in you.  ’
‘  i should never have fallen in love with you.  ’
‘  i thought for a long time that i was so terrible no one would look at me.  now i know it’s because i shine so bright they are forced to look away.  ’
‘  i was so caught up in the feeling that i forgot how to breathe.  ’
‘  i will never amount to anything.  i am a failure in the worst type of way.  ’
‘  i will tell myself that the burn of my loneliness in my chest completes me  &  maybe someday it will be true.  ’
‘  if that’s what a hero is i’m glad i’m not one anymore.  ’
‘  if you ask me to,  i will set the whole world on fire,  my dear.  it’s all for you.  ’
‘  is it my fault?  it’s my fault.  it’s always my fault.  ’
‘  it’s not murder if they deserved it,  right?  ’
‘  i’m drowning in emotions that don’t belong to me,  choking on anger  &  suffocating on sadness.  ’
‘  i’m in love with everything that hurts me.  ’
‘  i’m okay.  i’m alright.  this is all in my mind.  ’
‘  i’m ready to give up everything i’ve ever had if it means someone will love me.  ’
‘  i’m so cold  &  i can’t stop shaking.  i am not who you think i am.  ’
‘  i’m so tired all the time  &  i just want to be awake again.  ’
‘  i’m tired of fighting against the pain of being forgotten.  i just want someone to remember me.  ’
‘  i’m tired of fighting everything in my life.  just make it stop.  ’
‘  i’m too tired to care.  blow up,  get angry at me.  i’m sure someday i’ll realize i deserved it.  ’
‘  jealousy burns within me.  ’
‘  just let me go in peace for once in my damn life.  ’
‘  loneliness is a disease  &  it leaves me empty  &  hollow,  like sound goes through my body  &  bounces back.  ’
‘  made of starlight  &  sunshine,  i shine brighter than they all know.  ’
‘  my anger is righteous  &  my actions are pure.  ’
‘  my chest aches  &  my lungs burn.  this sickness comes from the inside.  ’
‘  my chest hurts  &  all i need is some comfort  &  understanding.  ’
‘  my chest hurts  &  i ache to go back to the sky.  ’
‘  my shoulders are aching where wings used to be  &  all i want is for them to stop hurting.  ’
‘  pull me apart  &  piece me together in your own way.  make me perfect.  ’
‘  righteous fury throws through my veins  &  if you touch the people i love i will destroy you.  ’
‘  rise up.  you can’t keep being small when you were made for so much more.  ’
‘  say my name like it’s the only one that’s ever been on your tongue.  ’
‘  so much blood has been spilled in my name.  time to make you believe it was in yours.  ’
‘  so you’ll worry about me when i fall silent,  but not when i scream  &  plead for help?  fuck off.  ’
‘  sometimes people have to get hurt for me to get what i want.  ’
‘  stay away from my fucking friends.  stay the fuck away or so help me i will destroy you.  ’
‘  stop treating me like i’m an idiot.  you aren’t better than me in any way  &  you better remember that.  ’
‘  the bitter taste of regret is ever present on my tongue.  ’
‘  the world is spinning far too fast for me to stay on it.  ’
‘  to love them is my divine right.  ’
‘  voices whisper from the shadows  &  they fill my mind with thoughts of you.  ’
‘  what did i to wrong to be so unloved?  ’
‘  what is the point of power if i’m not supposed to use it?  ’
‘  who the fuck do you think you are?  ’
‘  why can’t i ever fucking stop crying?  ’
‘  with a new year comes new tests  &  triumphs.  let’s try to make the most out of it.  ’
‘  would it really kill you to be honest for once?  ’
‘  yes,  i remember my wings breaking  &  being destroyed.  i was powerless to stop it.  ’
‘  you are not required to love your parents,  or to even like them.  ’
‘  you can’t hate me more than i hate myself,  but you are more than welcome to try.  ’
‘  you may say you love me,  but you love only a part of me.  i am too complex for you to ever love my entire being.  ’
‘  you never fucking cared about me.  don’t fucking lie about it.  not to me.  ’
‘  you remind me of mint.  fresh,  sharp,  kind of cold,  but in a nice way.  i always knew there was a reason mint was my favorite.  ’
‘  you shine light in even the darkest parts of me.  you are my sun.  ’
‘  you should fear me,  but you don’t.  i will be eternally puzzled,  yet grateful.  ’
‘  you touch me  &  my skin burns  &  it burns for you,  always you.  ’

Send ‘hc + a word’ that you want a headcanon about my muse involving that word

obscenely domestic starter sentences

cxmocxmmando:

❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞
❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞
❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞
❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞
❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞
❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞
❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞
❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞
❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞
❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people.
❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞
❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞
❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞
❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞
❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞
❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞
❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞
❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞
❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞
❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞
❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞
❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞ 
❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞
❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞
❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞
❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞
❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞
❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞
❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞

Bonus for multi-lingual situations:
❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞
❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞
❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞
❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞
❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞
❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞
❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞

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