Send me one of the following to find out some juicy details about my muse…
👅-Would they rather give or receive oral sex?
👠-Do they watch pornography? If so, what kind?
💋-Do they use tongue when they kiss?
😈-Favorite sex position?
👎🏻-What is an absolute deal breaker in the bedroom?
🐶-Favorite pet name they like to be called?
👄-Do they swallow?
👙-Favorite outfit in the bedroom?
💦-Best place for their partner to cum on/in?
🌶-Most sensitive place on their body?
👑-Daddy kink, yes or no?
💍-Ever had an affair?
🏢-Most public place they’ve had sex, or would like to have sex?
🍒-When and how did they lose their virginity, if they have?
(anons welcome)
UNHhhh Sentence Starters:
- It is so far fetched to believe that you are so special that you’re going to get butchered by a serial killer.
- The odds are just not in your favor.
- I am not a good person to sleep with.
- I speak French.
- Do you want to fight?
- I want to talk to you about adult films.
- God, I love porn.
- If I was a porn producer, my name would be Kris Jammer.
- I don’t want to do some of the things that I watch the porn of.
- I am depraved, ___.
- How can we be lovers if we can’t be friends?
- How can we start over if the fighting never ends?
- Hi, I’m the reason your dad left.
- Game on, bitch.
- Is this about the movie Contact?
- I will not Jodie Foster that kind of behavior.
- I’m not talking about this anymore.
- I don’t want to do this with you anymore.
- I’m the witch that won’t turn you into a frog because amphibians are people, too.
- You’re gonna die up there.
- I told you we get too personal too quick.
- I make loneliness work for me.
- I’ve finally lost contact with reality.
- You didn’t make it this far in life without selling something.
- I think the only way we can fix this is through intercourse.
- Is Thanksgiving on a Thursday this year?
- Something that I’m thankful for is that you continue to entertain friendship with me when all I do is interrupt you.
- I’m just looking for a guy that’s emotionally available, not full of bees.
- I’m just tapping at the door of your love.
- I’m calling the police.
- I’m more comfortable now. Is that okay?
- I’m less comfortable now.
- When we first started this, not only did I not know you, I had a low opinion of you.
- Don’t touch me.
- I got a sunburn, and I’m fucked now.
- Why are you wearing these?
- It’s a long story, bitch.
- Don’t ever sing to me again.
- Would you french me?
- You are a disgusting, vile, worthless human being.
- Honey, don’t even get me started, honey.
- I don’t really understand the female sexual response.
- I wish you wouldn’t. I wish you’d stop.
- If it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.
- Let’s fight.
- I’m a man. Deal with it.
- I knew what was happening, and I still got scared.
- The truth is sometimes dumb.
- I’m not interested in any phone app unless it gets me laid.
- I think it’s important to think about the type of old person that you want to be.

based on this suggestions blog. warning: these are pretty dark/angry & could be triggering to some people. please be cautious before proceeding!!
‘ all i want in my life is for my friends to be able to touch me suddenly & me to not flinch away without meaning to. when will this stop affecting me? ’
‘ all i want is to be soft & gentle, but i’m made out of steel & anger. maybe in another life, i guess. ’
‘ beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so choose to see beauty in everything. ’
‘ burning it all to the ground & force them to start again. they made you lose everything. now return the favor. ’
‘ do i ever even cross your mind or do i do all the thinking of us on my own? ’
‘ do you trust me enough? do you trust me at all? ’
‘ don’t you dare abandon me. ’
‘ even after all you have done, i will always want you fighting on my side. ’
‘ every time i see you smile i fall in love with your brightness all over again. ’
‘ everyone i have ever loved is long gone. i sing to the sky alone. ’
‘ everyone i touch gets hurt, but i can’t stop. i touch & i touch & i touch & people get hurt. why can’t i ever stop? ’
‘ everyone says i used to be a hero, but i can still taste the blood in my mouth & still feel bruises blooming because of my fists & my eyes are still stretched wide & terrified. ’
‘ everything i love has been taken from me. what do i have left to fight for? ’
‘ fall in love with someone that makes you feel strong. ’
‘ friends are more important than any material object will ever be. ’
‘ i am aching to hold you & keep you safe, to be pressed against you so that nothing can harm you. ’
‘ i am divine & you will bow before me. ’
‘ i am fucking divine. ’
‘ i am in control & i listen to no one. ’
‘ i am not a good person. don’t pretend i am. ’
‘ i am not accustomed to love. this is a learning experience. ’
‘ i am not worth saving & i am not worth redemption. let me stay in the dark. ’
‘ i am so tired all the time, all i want to do is rest. ’
‘ i am too tired to deal with any of this. ’
‘ i bow to no man. ’
‘ i broke into sharp pieces when i broke & i expect someone else to hurt their hands on my edges just to put me back together. i’m sorry. ’
‘ i can give you your wings back & i can show you to fly once more, if you only believe in me. ’
‘ i cannot be saved. ’
‘ i can’t ask for help because if i ask for help it hurts people. i can bear this weight on my own. i have to. ’
‘ i could taste the lies in your mouth every time i kissed you, but i loved you too much to notice. ’
‘ i crave affection in the simplest way. ’
‘ i deserve to hurt. i deserve to bleed. ’
‘ i didn’t ask for any of this so don’t you dare blame this on me. ’
‘ i don’t care if you say my name like it’s poison or like it’s a prayer, as long as it leaves your lips. ’
‘ i don’t fight for you anymore. ’
‘ i don’t want to let go of you. not now, not ever. ’
‘ i don’t want to talk about it. i don’t want to remember. i don’t want to heal. all i want is for it to go away. ’
‘ i don’t want you to touch me. please don’t touch me, just go away. ’
‘ i feel anger deeper than my bones. i feel anger in my very soul. ’
‘ i feel nothing at all, except for when i feel everything all at once. ’
‘ i have fallen & though i may miss the sky, i belong here now. ’
‘ i have fallen from a height your mind cannot even imagine. ’
‘ i have no home anymore. ’
‘ i remember collapsing in the flames with a sword in my hand & then i remember nothing. ’
‘ i see beauty in everything, but especially in you. ’
‘ i should never have fallen in love with you. ’
‘ i thought for a long time that i was so terrible no one would look at me. now i know it’s because i shine so bright they are forced to look away. ’
‘ i was so caught up in the feeling that i forgot how to breathe. ’
‘ i will never amount to anything. i am a failure in the worst type of way. ’
‘ i will tell myself that the burn of my loneliness in my chest completes me & maybe someday it will be true. ’
‘ if that’s what a hero is i’m glad i’m not one anymore. ’
‘ if you ask me to, i will set the whole world on fire, my dear. it’s all for you. ’
‘ is it my fault? it’s my fault. it’s always my fault. ’
‘ it’s not murder if they deserved it, right? ’
‘ i’m drowning in emotions that don’t belong to me, choking on anger & suffocating on sadness. ’
‘ i’m in love with everything that hurts me. ’
‘ i’m okay. i’m alright. this is all in my mind. ’
‘ i’m ready to give up everything i’ve ever had if it means someone will love me. ’
‘ i’m so cold & i can’t stop shaking. i am not who you think i am. ’
‘ i’m so tired all the time & i just want to be awake again. ’
‘ i’m tired of fighting against the pain of being forgotten. i just want someone to remember me. ’
‘ i’m tired of fighting everything in my life. just make it stop. ’
‘ i’m too tired to care. blow up, get angry at me. i’m sure someday i’ll realize i deserved it. ’
‘ jealousy burns within me. ’
‘ just let me go in peace for once in my damn life. ’
‘ loneliness is a disease & it leaves me empty & hollow, like sound goes through my body & bounces back. ’
‘ made of starlight & sunshine, i shine brighter than they all know. ’
‘ my anger is righteous & my actions are pure. ’
‘ my chest aches & my lungs burn. this sickness comes from the inside. ’
‘ my chest hurts & all i need is some comfort & understanding. ’
‘ my chest hurts & i ache to go back to the sky. ’
‘ my shoulders are aching where wings used to be & all i want is for them to stop hurting. ’
‘ pull me apart & piece me together in your own way. make me perfect. ’
‘ righteous fury throws through my veins & if you touch the people i love i will destroy you. ’
‘ rise up. you can’t keep being small when you were made for so much more. ’
‘ say my name like it’s the only one that’s ever been on your tongue. ’
‘ so much blood has been spilled in my name. time to make you believe it was in yours. ’
‘ so you’ll worry about me when i fall silent, but not when i scream & plead for help? fuck off. ’
‘ sometimes people have to get hurt for me to get what i want. ’
‘ stay away from my fucking friends. stay the fuck away or so help me i will destroy you. ’
‘ stop treating me like i’m an idiot. you aren’t better than me in any way & you better remember that. ’
‘ the bitter taste of regret is ever present on my tongue. ’
‘ the world is spinning far too fast for me to stay on it. ’
‘ to love them is my divine right. ’
‘ voices whisper from the shadows & they fill my mind with thoughts of you. ’
‘ what did i to wrong to be so unloved? ’
‘ what is the point of power if i’m not supposed to use it? ’
‘ who the fuck do you think you are? ’
‘ why can’t i ever fucking stop crying? ’
‘ with a new year comes new tests & triumphs. let’s try to make the most out of it. ’
‘ would it really kill you to be honest for once? ’
‘ yes, i remember my wings breaking & being destroyed. i was powerless to stop it. ’
‘ you are not required to love your parents, or to even like them. ’
‘ you can’t hate me more than i hate myself, but you are more than welcome to try. ’
‘ you may say you love me, but you love only a part of me. i am too complex for you to ever love my entire being. ’
‘ you never fucking cared about me. don’t fucking lie about it. not to me. ’
‘ you remind me of mint. fresh, sharp, kind of cold, but in a nice way. i always knew there was a reason mint was my favorite. ’
‘ you shine light in even the darkest parts of me. you are my sun. ’
‘ you should fear me, but you don’t. i will be eternally puzzled, yet grateful. ’
‘ you touch me & my skin burns & it burns for you, always you. ’
❝ Stop man-handling the ice cream! ❞
❝ Change the channel and I’ll kill you. ❞
❝ You actual shit, you started without me!? ❞
❝ Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____. ❞
❝ Did you just throw a sock ball at me!? ❞
❝ How about this, how about you fight the rest of the cereal by yourself and I’ll courageously make pancakes for those of us who want a little warmth in our mornings. ❞
❝ Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying. ❞
❝ My underwear are now bright pink because of you, thank you very much. ❞
❝ Can you stop kicking me? ❞
❝ I don’t go shopping I get and retrieve. I have a narrow focus, unlike some people. ❞
❝ Did you walk the dog? ❞
❝ You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional. ❞
❝ Only you could make the idea of beating up already dead meat sound attractive. ❞
❝ I can feel you staring at me, why don’t you just come in? ❞
❝ Good news; we have internet again! ❞
❝ I don’t want to file taxes, why don’t you be the adult? ❞
❝ You snuggling me over an open flame is an invitation for my nipples to disappear. ❞
❝ I know you’re scared of my mother but contemplating arson isn’t the way to fix this. ❞
❝ I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you. ❞
❝ All I was doing was helping the barista learn to spell my name properly. The song and dance should NOT have gotten you that embarrassed. ❞
❝ How about we just never mention this again? ❞
❝ Have you seen my earrings/necklace/rings? ❞
❝ You are literally the child we both want/neither of us want. ❞
❝ Did you call the doctor about that? ❞
❝ Let me pop it, just let me pop it, nothing bad will happen, I swear! ❞
❝ You almost left me at the gas station! ❞
❝ Alright look! Next time you want to barbecue with the hair dryer, just make sure I’m home! ❞
❝ I didn’t think the sink had this much water inside of it. ❞
❝ Don’t be mad, but _____. ❞Bonus for multi-lingual situations:
❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞
❝ What is the word for this? *points at ____* I keep wanting to say ‘printer’ but I feel that is wrong. ❞
❝ Next time she calls you a ____ you just reply with _____. ❞
❝ I’m sorry but my pronunciation must sound really bad to you. ❞
❝ Shit! The government doesn’t have my alphabet, put this in a way I understand! ❞
❝ Can you finger spell that for me, I’m not quite up to that level yet. ❞
❝ That was said so horribly wrong but you sounded very cute while trying. A for effort. ❞
Leave 3 names in my inbox and I’ll tell you who I’d fuck, marry or kill