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1) “Hell no. Did someone slip something into your drink?”
2) “If we weren’t in the middle of the party…”
3) “Only if I get tops.”
4) “Only if I get to bottom.”
5) “You didn’t even have to ask.”
6) “You could have used a cheap pickup line to ask instead.”
7) “No. Just… no.”
8) “I don’t have any interest in screwing you.”
9) “Anal or oral?”
10) “Stop messing around.”
11) “You’ve got to try harder than that to get me in bed.”
12) “…Do I know you?”
13) “I should just slap you.”
14) “What the hell?”
15) “After all the times we’ve screwed, now you ask? Hell yes.”
16) “Are you joking?”
17) “Take me.”
18) “…I don’t know what the hell is in your mind.”
19) “Where did that come from?”
20) “No! Fuck off!”

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secret relationship starters

ofhotheads:

Feel free to alter to fit muses.

  • “I am not ready for them to find out about us!”
  • “It’s cool, [name] promised to cover for me.”
  • “My roommate’s out of town. Want to stay the weekend?”
  • “We’ve got to stop being so careless.”
  • “Look, if we get found out, I could get fired!”
  • “It’s hard to believe you actually care about me when you’re so hellbent on keeping this from all your friends.”
  • “I can’t tell them! Do you have any idea how they’d react?”
  • “Jesus, with all this sneaking around, it’s like being closeted all over again.”
  • “We have to tell them sooner or later.”
  • “Let’s tell them the truth. Tonight.”
  • “I’m only dating [name] as a cover. You’re still my baby.”
  • “[Name] agreed to ‘date’ me until we’re ready to tell everyone.”
  • “Are you ashamed of me?”
  • “I spent two hours hiding underneath your bed until they left!”
  • “Shit! Someone’s coming! Get in the closet, get in the closet!”
  • “Let’s just tell them! What’s the worst that could happen?”
  • “No one can know about us.”
  • “Let’s just keep this between us for now, okay?”
  • “People wouldn’t like it if they knew, you know that.”
  • “I’m not ashamed of you, I’m just not ready to tell anyone yet.”
  • “You still haven’t told your parents about us? But you promised!”
  • “It’s kind of fun, having a secret.”
  • “Let’s go out of town. Somewhere where nobody knows us.”
  • “Yeah, so… I may have accidentally told [name] about us…”
  • “I don’t care what you do, just get [name] to promise to keep quiet. Pay them if you have to.”
  • “I’m tired of being your dirty little secret!”
  • “Once I break up with [name], then we tell people.”
  • “But you’re going to divorce them soon, right?”
  • “This isn’t a relationship! Relationships don’t involve one party climbing down a fire escape because the other is too ashamed to admit they’re dating them!”
  • “Okay, fine, but can I at least tell [name]?”
  • “If I don’t tell someone, I’m going to go crazy!”
  • “Shhh, be quiet. Remember, someone’s still downstairs…”
  • “Fuck it. Let’s get a motel.”
  • “Either we’re open about this, or I’m ending it.”
  • “When I said I liked you, I didn’t expect to be sneaking around all the time.”
  • “I can’t do this anymore.”
  • “Why haven’t you told your friends about me? Is it because I’m not as well-off as you are?”
  • “This was fun at first, but the novelty’s worn off.”
  • “It just feels really shitty, to be the secret boyfriend/girlfriend.”
  • “Look, either we date secretly, or we don’t date at all.”
  • “I’m not supposed to be dating, period!”
  • “If my parents found out about us, they’d go ballistic.”
  • “Just one more year until I’m out from under their roof and I can date whoever the hell I want.”
  • “Dating in secret never works out.”
  • “Where are we even supposed to go for our dates?”
  • “Just once, I’d like us to go on a date that didn’t end in us having to get a motel room out of town because we don’t want to get caught.”
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nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex

dovenoire:

minacixus:

send a number for a drabble/starter. they are sorted into categories ;

 CATEGORY ONE; general

  1. ‘i can’t sleep’ sex
  2. ‘make up’ sex
  3. ‘break up’ sex
  4. ‘revenge’ sex
  5. ‘rebound’ sex
  6. ‘i’m bored’ sex
  7. ‘curiosity’ sex
  8. ‘first time’ sex
  9. ‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
  10. ‘hotel room’ sex
  11. ‘distraction’ sex
  12. ‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
  13. ‘anniversary’ sex
  14. ‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
  15. ‘post-argument’ sex
  16. ‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
  17. ‘comfort’ sex
  18. ‘walked in on while naked’ sex
  19. ‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers

  1. ‘i need a place to crash’ sex
  2. ‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
  3. ‘the elevator broke down’ sex
  4. ‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
  5. ‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
  6. ‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
  7. ‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
  8. ‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
  9. ‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
  10. ‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
  11. ‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
  12. ‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
  13. ‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
  14. ‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating

  1. ‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
  2. ‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
  3. ‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
  4. ‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
  5. ‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships

  1. ‘we just got engaged’ sex
  2. ‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
  3. ‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
  4. ‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
  5. ‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
  6. ‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
  7. ‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

CATEGORY FIVE; lgbti+

  1. ‘my girlfriend left me with blue balls, and you’re her brother and i’m pretty sure i’m not gay but lets go for it’ sex
  2. ‘we pretended to be lesbian lovers to get a creepy guy to stop hitting on us, so we kissed to complete the charade and we both kind of liked it, so…?’ sex
  3. ‘you’re my room mate and you’re really hot, but we’re both guys/girls and this is new to me’ sex
  4. ‘i’m gay and you’re curious and you asked me to show you what it’s like’ sex
  5. ‘you’re gay and i’m curious and i asked you to show me what it’s like’ sex
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roleplaymemesmusings:

Put a number from 1-30 in my inbox, (without peeking at the image) for a drabble or a thread starter inspired by the corresponding image. Please specify M/F, M/M, or F/F along with which muses.

  1. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  2. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  3. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  4. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  5. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  6. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  7. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  8. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  9. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  10. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  11. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  12. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  13. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  14. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  15. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  16. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  17. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  18. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  19. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  20. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  21. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  22. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  23. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  24. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  25. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  26. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  27. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  28. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  29. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]
  30. [ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

Note: May be selective with non-mutuals

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sexual encounters // nsfw .

melamemea:

slightly nsfw (soft)

  • “kiss me… there again —”
  • “mm… please… i love it when you do that…”
  • “i love the way you touch me…”
  • “you’re ~ making me so hard…”
  • “you’re ~ making me so wet…”
  • “come closer; i want to feel you”
  • “your hips feel so good in my hands”
  • “your butt is so cute… i could eat it up ~”
  • “your pussy is so cute… i could eat it up ~”
  • “a–ah… that ~ tickles…”
  • “you are already turned on ~?”
  • “i can’t wait until we’re alone…”
  • “is it alright if i touch you here?”
  • “ ~ that’s my baby…”

slightly more nsfw

  • “can i take it in?”
  • “i am going to put it in now…”
  • “please… ~ i need you”
  • “i’m dying to feel you inside me…”
  • “you’re so ~ wet”
  • “mm… that’s right; spread a little more for me”
  • “you look gorgeous…”
  • “you look so hot like this”
  • “i love the way you blow me…”
  • “i’ll go slow for now”
  • “faster, please…”
  • “m–more…~”
  • “wanna… sit on my lap?”
  • “bend over baby… i’ll do the rest”
  • “god… you look so delicious standing like this…”
  • “mm… i love the way your mouth feels around me”
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it’s always sunny in philadelphia sentence starters!

suspendedingaffas:

❝ Could we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in episodes of Scooby-Doo? ❞
❝ Look at me, psychological damage up to here! ❞
❝ I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! ❞
❝ Am I gay for God? You betcha. ❞
❝ Be gone, vile man! Be gone from me! ❞
❝ Well first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down. ❞
❝ Yeah, but we didn’t come here to play with  stray dogs and trash, man. ❞
❝ Oh, get a job? Just get a job? Why don’t I strap on my job helmet and squeeze into a job cannon and fire off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies?! ❞
❝ I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable. ❞
❝ I’m gonna have a really hard time if we’re both cannibals and racists. ❞
❝ I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong. ❞
❝ Everybody’s dying, bitch. Let’s get you some fruit. ❞
❝ When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash. ❞
❝ I will smack your face off of your face! ❞
❝ Take care of yourself… or whatever people say. ❞
❝ We all have cats we’d like to be playing with right now. ❞
❝ I will eat your babies, bitch! ❞
❝ I’m relaxing, I’m getting blackout drunk, and you’re leaving me alone. ❞
❝ Later, boners! ❞
❝ Do not call these shorts white trash! ❞
❝ If some old boner gives me attitude, I’m gonna spit in his face. ❞
❝ I eat stickers all the time, dude! ❞
❝ I’ve got the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person. ❞
❝ You know, you light one bitch on fire and everyone freaks out! ❞
❝ Cats do not abide by the laws of nature, you don’t know shit about cats. ❞
❝ If you don’t have car insurance, you better have dental, because I am going to smash your teeth into dust! ❞
❝ I can go from flaccid to erect in a moment’s notice. ❞
❝ I mean, trees? Everywhere trees?! What the hell is this place? ❞
❝ I’ll tell you what’s not cool: crashing my car into a building, exploding a grenade inside of it, and then convincing your friends and family that you’re dead! ❞
❝ Oh my God! She just ate an entire sleeve of Chips Ahoy! ❞
❝ Hello fellow American, this you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you, thank you. If you vote me, I’m hot. Taxes, they’ll be lower… son. The democratic vote is the right thing to do, so do. ❞
❝ I stepped in front of a bus and it missed me. I can’t even get a bus to hit on me. ❞
❝ I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. ❞
❝ I don’t think these dogs have masters, I think they play by their own rules. ❞
❝ I have a bleached asshole! ❞
❝ With real power comes real responsibility and I don’t want to do any of that shit. I just want the money… and the illusion of power. ❞

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