Send “Wanna fuck?” and I will generate my muses response to yours asking for sex.

givemetherpmeme:

1-20

1) “Hell no. Did someone slip something into your drink?”
2) “If we weren’t in the middle of the party…”
3) “Only if I get tops.”
4) “Only if I get to bottom.”
5) “You didn’t even have to ask.”
6) “You could have used a cheap pickup line to ask instead.”
7) “No. Just… no.”
8) “I don’t have any interest in screwing you.”
9) “Anal or oral?”
10) “Stop messing around.”
11) “You’ve got to try harder than that to get me in bed.”
12) “…Do I know you?”
13) “I should just slap you.”
14) “What the hell?”
15) “After all the times we’ve screwed, now you ask? Hell yes.”
16) “Are you joking?”
17) “Take me.”
18) “…I don’t know what the hell is in your mind.”
19) “Where did that come from?”
20) “No! Fuck off!”