More Random Sentence Starters

• “I like nose. Nose is great.”
  
• “My life is literally ‘what is a peepo?’.”
  
• “WHAT IS A PEEPO.”
  
• “Someone needs to spill their hamster.”
  
• “I like pancake hamsters better.”
• “‘I want that on the meme’ is the best sentence I’ve heard all day.” 
  
• “All I can think of is Nasa Peepo, fuck you.”
  
• “What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood?”
  
• “Dating sims don’t normally have vagina.”
• “SPAWN YOU LITTLE ORPHAN SHIT.”
  
• “I’m always a slut for knee socks.”
  
• “You can plane to me.”
  
• “No no go for the chick behind you.”
  
• “Your smut is subpar, good sir.”
  
• “‘I was just sharpening my sword’ is that what we’re calling it nowadays?”
  
• “That was… romantic okay bye fuckity no.”
  
• “You’re the king of sad homosexuals.”
  
• “YOU’RE SCREAMING IN THE WATER, MORON.”
  
• “I just saw a furry. I didn’t think I’d see them so soon.”
  
• “I just told you to look at my boobs.”
  
• “My pecs are smiling.”
  
• “That car door doesn’t abide by physics.”
  
• “Go get clothes on, dick boy.”
  
• “They do not go to mmmbop, sorry.”
  
• “It would hurt my son and that’s why I want this.”
  
• “We’re not gonna talk about what my voice just did.”
  
• “I’m in the tag before you think I’ve gone crazy.”
  
• “Motherfucker why do you need all these bananas—wait never mind I don’t wanna know.”
  
• “Why does he have a wooden giraffe??”
  
• “I love kicking guys in the cock with my brother.”
  
• “Squish is friend!”
  
• “I remember the alien pow pow ship.”